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    After five years of extensive research, meticulous design, and thorough testing, we are proud to present to you the finest portable folding milking and glory hole table in the world. Our dedication to perfection and your valuable feedback have allowed us to create a piece of erotic furniture that surpasses all expectations. Prepare to embark on a journey of heightened pleasure and intensified intimacy.

    This remarkable creation caters to both professionals and home users alike. For professionals, it offers unparalleled flexibility as you can easily transport it to clients' homes or hotel rooms. As for home users, its compact folding design allows for discreet storage and effortless setup within seconds. Furthermore, its adjustable height ensures that individuals of all statures can indulge in its pleasures. With the face cushion positioned at both ends, you have the freedom to choose the most comfortable arrangement based on your height. Additionally, the built-in breath hole provides three distinct position options, enhancing your experience to new heights.

    Our innovative glory hole design guarantees ultimate pleasure for both women and men. We have employed the most advanced framing techniques to ensure strength and reliability. The use of premium foam and top-quality upholstery guarantees unparalleled comfort. Moreover, the table's height adjustability caters to everyone's needs, while the impeccable craftsmanship of the glory holes sets a new standard in excellence.

    This particular model is our portable version, offering unrivalled crawl access underneath and eliminating any barriers to entry at the glory hole end. We urge you to carefully review the accompanying photos and notes, as they provide valuable insights into the design features. Additionally, detailed dimensions and specifications can be found below.

    Indulge in the ultimate pleasure and elevate your love life with our exceptional portable folding milking and glory hole table. Experience the epitome of satisfaction and satisfaction only.



    • What weight can the table hold? It can hold 450lbs/204kg in total
    • What is the weight of the table when it is being carried? 13.7kg/30lbs (excluding accessories)
    • Length: 185cm without face cushion extension and 212cm with the face cushion extension attached
    • Width: 30" (76cm) at the widest point of the shoulders and feet and it is 26" (66cm) in the middle of the table
    • Adjustable Height Range: 24" to 33" (62cm to 83cm). This will suit every person
    • Storing: If you want to store this under the bed or in the closet the folded dimensions are 92.5cm long x 76cm height x 23cm depth (36.4" x 30" x 9")
    • Foam: 6.5cm/2.5" high-density multi-layered foam for maximum support and comfort
    • Covering: Super soft, oil resistant, easy clean PU
    • Carrying: Durable carry case with shoulder strap and handles is included




    1. Enhance the longevity of your massage table with our high-quality PU upholstery. However, it's important to keep in mind that massage oil, perspiration, and other fluids can damage the vinyl upholstery if left unattended. To maintain its pristine condition, we recommend cleaning the table after each use. Simply use warm water and a mild detergent or plain soapy water to wipe it down. For added protection, consider using Dr. Bronner's: Pure-Castile Liquid Soaps. Afterwards, rinse with plain water to remove any residue and carefully dry the upholstery with a fresh towel. Don't forget to give the headrest and arm shelf the same attention as the rest of the table.

    2. Take your table's cleanliness to the next level by investing in a standard fitted massage table couch cover. These affordable covers, usually priced under £20, come with a built-in face hole and can even include a separate cover for the face cushion. Once you've placed the cover on your table, mark the glory hole with chalk or a marker. Then, carefully cut out the hole from the fabric cover and stitch the edges. This will provide full coverage and protection for your table, while also offering a comfortable surface to lay on. If sewing isn't your forte, you can easily find a local sewing person or stitching shop to do it for you at a reasonable price, around £10. With a couch cover like this, you can rest assured that minimal cleaning will be required, as fluids are unlikely to penetrate through.

    3. For the best selection of massage table covers and other accessories, we highly recommend Massage Warehouse in both the UK and the USA. They offer a wide range of options to suit your needs and budget, ensuring that your table remains in top-notch condition for years to come.



    This table will come direct from England and you can visit the manufacturers website for more details of this milking massage table and view their other models at

    Once you place our order, we start to work on it and it is usually ready to ship in 3-5 working days. New orders will be ready to ship within 3-5 working days and once it has left us the time frame can vary from country to country. For USA it is usually delivered within 1 week after dispatch. You will receive a tracking number so you can keep an eye on it's progress. If you have a query about the delivery time frame after it has been dispatched please contact the courier directly.

    We ship worldwide. However, if your country is not listed at checkout, due to shipping prices changing week by week we prefer to get a new quote for each customer to make sure you have the most up to date delivery prices. Please send us a message through the contact form with your full address and we will reply with a delivery price and you can then decide if you wish to proceed or not.

    Good news! There are no import duties and taxes when you are ordering from the USA.

    For any other countries you are responsible for finding out if there are any import duties.


    Defective Products: All items are hand made and fully checked over before dispatch. On the rare chance you have received a defective or damaged in transit item, please contact us and we can arrange a replacement for you.

    Incorrect Product Ordered: Due to the intimate nature of our products, we cannot exchange used items. It is the responsibility of the customer to ensure that they are ordering the correct product. You are welcome to return the item for a refund but the item needs to be unused and packed as received. We will check it over when it arrives back to us. If there are any signs of use or it doesn't not have the original packaging, it will be sent back to you at your cost. Any refunds due to you will be for the original cost of the item but shipping fees already paid by us will not be refunded.

    Change of Mind: All sales are final. Items purchased, once the shipping box has been opened, may not be returned or exchanged. You can return it still sealed and unopened but any refunds will exclude shipping fees already paid by us to send it to you.

    Cancellations: Once an order has been processed, we are unable to make any additions, changes or quantity adjustments to it, or stop it from shipping.

    If you changed your mind before the order is delivered, and no longer wish to receive the product, you can mark the UNOPENED box with “Return to sender” and send it back to us. Once we receive the order back, we will credit you for the cost of the product minus the shipping costs (where applicable) and a 20% restocking fee. If you paid a shipping costs you will not be refunded that portion as it has already been paid by us to the courier.

    If you have any additional concerns about an order, please contact us through the contact form on our website.

    Thank you for reading this information before ordering!

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